The Speculation Blues. Lyrics by Mark T. Hebner

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Today, we note an example of a genre rarely seen in the financial literature — a poem.

Written by Mark T. Hebner on May 28, 2006, you can see it below (with permission).  The video version, complete with visuals and music, is totally charming and takes less than five minutes.  Monday Morning Millionaire Program members will find any of Hebner’s new film,  previous films and about 450 videos instructive and educational.

The Speculation Blues

 The lure of fast money
makes you think active
But the record proves
you’re better off Passive

Professors came to
a shocking conclusion
The active advantage
was just an illusion

The stock market gamble
can be an addiction
You’ll search, but won’t find
that winnin’ prediction

Traders devour the news
like a school of piranha
While the passive find peace
in a tradeless nirvana

The bets laid down
on predictin’ that news
Will surely bring on
the Speculation Blues

Instead of Morgan or Cramer
Barney or Lynch
You’re better off with Bogle
Fama or French

The wisdom of crowds
throughout the land
Will act like the force
of the invisible hand

Everyone knows
there ain’t no free lunch
But the pickers keep thinkin’
they can win from a hunch

Your broker’s out buyin’
himself a fine yacht
And you’re gettin’ nothin’
from the stocks that he bought

Stock gamblin’ can be
like drinkin’ that booze
Leavin’ you singin’
the Speculation Blues

So before investing
your hard earned green
Catch a good vibe
for the variance and the mean

The smart money man
is best served
By checkin’ out
how the bell is curved

For when it’s skinny
and the average is high
The trader can’t beat it
no matter how they try

A risk taker gots’ta know
his risk capacity
Then hang on for his payout
with true tenacity

While the passive relax
on a tropical cruise
The active are singin’
the Speculation Blues

Dr. Milan Somborac

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